C4000 Lame Andy (Part 2)

Just Remember that it's PART  2!!!
-> Cont. from Lame Andy:

It's again, Lame Andy... and I still give up and I still don't CaRe... so, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLAH... And I don't have any patience, so... ...
BLAH!
P.S. This chapter is totally finished, I tell ya.
P.P.S. We R gonna count all the blahs we wrote so far. (Last Pg)

Newsletter Issue #004

The Tsoan Times - Issue #004 - Late Night Posts! :(
Daily Article!
It really is late now. See how I'm so good and keep up to my promise so good? So follow me and vote this blog is good!
Coming Soon!

1. Pocoloco The Pocoloco 2.5 - The real Pocoloco sequel
2. Hu Wans Moor TWSE? - A question.
3. Miny Fish + White Mouse + Neon Tetra + Bulbasaur =? - A scientific story.

Idis!
Today's is uhhh... lemme think... Mr Fateaser. <-Wow! So short! -aka Meany or Mr T. Fatso.
He teases. He's fat. Ok over. Me is tired.
Question Of The Day!
When do you sleep? I sleep at 12 midnight oops I mean uhh... 9 pm! Yeah! Now's 10.38! Yeah! Me so good! Yeah!
Dancing Bananas!
Uhhh... I mean Did You Know?! There's a 1 issue only section in this issue!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
& since it's late & I'm sleepy,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TWSE

Az u noe, nuw vewy rate. Zo, mi deiceded 2 meka kwik potes. Yeyi Zo jher gas; Te Woekin Svit Eter.

Ha wokz.

Pocoloco The Pocoloco 2

O-K. First - off, I'm really - really - terribly sorry - for posting so - so - so - late.







Like it? Luv it? Or do you you juz plain hate it?

C3000 Lame Andy

Erm... Why are they standing on their heads? Nevermind, for the Lame Andy is here! I hope you are happy, for this book is going to end after the single period of this sentence, and it is coming soon... or is it not... but then again, who cares... not me, I suppose... oh, and 'Andy' was supposed to be 'Ending'...yeah...but then, it is like - Boom! Schmoom! - or something like that or... wad... I dunno...
I Give Up...
it actually writes 'I Give Up'... ... ... ... ...
but I don't care... ...

Newsletter Issue #003

The Tsoan Times - Issue #003 - Tsoan Rates Top!
Daily Article!
  Hey peeps! Tsoan rates top!!! Yahoo!!! Yay!!! Ok uhh... maybe not. Yeah. End!
Coming Soon!
Yay! Infos are back!!!

1. Pocoloco the Pocoloco 2 - The Official Sequel!
2. TWSE - Sumthing, I guess. Ok. It's a story that's EXTREMELY terrible. :(
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - Right... carrying on...

Idis!
Remember (again), everything is pure coincidence!

So today's is Mr Biko Weirdo Del McSpitta De La Peetee A La Craz, aka Mr BWDMSDLPALC or, Weirdo 2.

So yay! He does these following: Pee beside dustbins, Spit on benches, Riding on a bike and ramming people, Scold people with no reason, and basically just being plain weird and crazy and insane and... well, you know.

Question Of The Day!
Do you visit this blog often?

Did You Know?!
There are 10 fish swimming up there! 1's like totally invisible. I swear I'm telling the truth.

Arrr! Where Be Me' Treasure? 2

Why Do Pirates Like Treasures?
This article is a stub! You can help Wikipedia expand it! How?





Arrr! Thy will help!
We ol' jolly pirates like treasures so much,
Cuz' we love' em! Tat's why!
Arrr! And tat's the end of me' cap' n's speech!

Uhhh... Please exaggerate a bit more?

Arrr! You landlubbers are such idis!
We love' em cuz' o' their shininess! Sparkliness! Idis!
Grrr! Now shuddap or walk the plank!
Arrr! Thee hear me, ye scallywag?

Uh... Ok... I...Guess... So... Uh... Bye!...

Nom Nom Restaurant

So uh... this is a picture story!!!!! NOT. Let's begin:

There was once this restaurant, called Nom Nom Restaurant. It was owned by the same person who owned http://what-to-do-when-you're-bored.wikispaces.com/ Anyway, uhhh... it served only carrots. (Well, at least it's not raw) They were made from turtles...... So...... After you eat, you'll poop cuz of diarrhea <- I do NOT wanna hear "You spelled diarrheoa (<-Still, wadevs,) wrong!" and luckily, your seats are actually toilets. When you pooop, it goes down the choot and becomes fertilizer for a carrot tree/farm (again, dun ask me) Then they harvest it and sell it to you :)

<-Thend->

Popoloco The Popoloco

OK, before we begin, read this: a '-' means suspense, so pause for a while.
Let's begin!

Once - upon a time, there lived - a prince. His name - was Popoloco. In - his country, the term 'prince' - was known - as - Popoloco. There - fore, he was fully - known as - Popoloco - the Popo - loco.


OOOOOHHHHHH! Suspensey!!!!!! :)
So uh... who wans more chapters for Popoloco the Popoloco - A Suspence Story?