C3000 Lame Andy

Erm... Why are they standing on their heads? Nevermind, for the Lame Andy is here! I hope you are happy, for this book is going to end after the single period of this sentence, and it is coming soon... or is it not... but then again, who cares... not me, I suppose... oh, and 'Andy' was supposed to be 'Ending'...yeah...but then, it is like - Boom! Schmoom! - or something like that or... wad... I dunno...
I Give Up...
it actually writes 'I Give Up'... ... ... ... ...
but I don't care... ...