lalala finally update :)

yayayayayayayay my new blog will be idis of the idis of the smarties... NOT! In fact, it will be mainly dumb, so I call it: Idis :)

SRY PP!

Ok so there has been a HUGE lack of posts recently...... I'm sad to say this but tsoanytsoantsoan is as of this post, officially on hiatus. This blog will be deleted never, because I may come back to this in say 20-30 years time - never. Or right now or wadeva. Still, as of now, this blog is on indefinite hiatus. This blog's password may be given to some others, but I highly doubt so. This blog will probably forgotten. But hey! Wad's that? I'm making a new blog. Details will be revealed in the last post before hiatus on this blog. (Yes, this post is NOT the last one before the hiatus)

TSOAN ends! Why?

Not sure juz it over cuz moi lazy

Sorry!

Please! I'm begging you! Forgive me!

I'm Real Sorry!

Really, I am!

A Whole Load Of Sorrys

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Newsletter Issue #004

The Tsoan Times - Issue #004 - Oops! Sorry!
Daily Article!
I'm sorry this is late! Today's article will be posted at night. Promise!
Coming Soon!

1. A Whole Load Of Sorrys - The title says it all.
2. I'm Real Sorry! - Sorry!
3. Sorry! - Please! Forgive Me!

Idis!
Me :(

Question Of Yesterday!
Actually, it's today 1 but... Am I the worst Idis EVER?

Did You Know?!
Today got 2 newletter?

Miny Fish + White Mouse + Neon Tetra + Bulbasaur = ?

Before we begin this, we need to settle things first. This will be an ongoing series of many genetic mixups to come. So are we ready? EVERREADY! Uhh... yeah let's begin.

Once in a land far far away called Kanto, a professor was playing on Facebook the following games:

1. MouseHunt
2. Fish Wrangler
3. Fish A Fish

Then, he thought: 'What if I mixed up the genetic DNA codes of these a White Mouse, Miny Fish and the Neon Tetra?'

So, he caught a Bulbasaur with one of his Upload Balls and sent it into Adobe Photoshop. Then, he caught a Miny Fish with his Upload Pole and threw it into A.P. Next, he caught a White Mouse with his Upload Trap. It went into AP. Finally, he caught a Neon Tetra with his Upload Pants, Shirt, Pole, Hook, Shoe, Accessory, Boat, Bucket and Bait. It went to u-noe-where.

Then, he started to experiment. He place them side by side, and pressed Shift+Ctrl+X (Liquify) and started mixing them up. The end result was:

What do you want to name it?

Hu Wans Moor TWSE?

Zo ah yeeh. Hu wans moor TWSE?

Pocoloco The Pocoloco 2.5

So as - you know, Pocoloco - the Pocoloco - was - the Pocoloco - of - his kingdom - or country. One day - he saw - a video - called Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. He - was going - head over heels - for it.

So he recommended it to me and I put it as my theme song :) But now I regret cuz it annoying me ALOT.

C4000 Lame Andy (Part 2)

Just Remember that it's PART  2!!!
-> Cont. from Lame Andy:

It's again, Lame Andy... and I still give up and I still don't CaRe... so, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLAH... And I don't have any patience, so... ...
BLAH!
P.S. This chapter is totally finished, I tell ya.
P.P.S. We R gonna count all the blahs we wrote so far. (Last Pg)

Newsletter Issue #004

The Tsoan Times - Issue #004 - Late Night Posts! :(
Daily Article!
It really is late now. See how I'm so good and keep up to my promise so good? So follow me and vote this blog is good!
Coming Soon!

1. Pocoloco The Pocoloco 2.5 - The real Pocoloco sequel
2. Hu Wans Moor TWSE? - A question.
3. Miny Fish + White Mouse + Neon Tetra + Bulbasaur =? - A scientific story.

Idis!
Today's is uhhh... lemme think... Mr Fateaser. <-Wow! So short! -aka Meany or Mr T. Fatso.
He teases. He's fat. Ok over. Me is tired.
Question Of The Day!
When do you sleep? I sleep at 12 midnight oops I mean uhh... 9 pm! Yeah! Now's 10.38! Yeah! Me so good! Yeah!
Dancing Bananas!
Uhhh... I mean Did You Know?! There's a 1 issue only section in this issue!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
& since it's late & I'm sleepy,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TWSE

Az u noe, nuw vewy rate. Zo, mi deiceded 2 meka kwik potes. Yeyi Zo jher gas; Te Woekin Svit Eter.

Ha wokz.

Pocoloco The Pocoloco 2

O-K. First - off, I'm really - really - terribly sorry - for posting so - so - so - late.







Like it? Luv it? Or do you you juz plain hate it?

C3000 Lame Andy

Erm... Why are they standing on their heads? Nevermind, for the Lame Andy is here! I hope you are happy, for this book is going to end after the single period of this sentence, and it is coming soon... or is it not... but then again, who cares... not me, I suppose... oh, and 'Andy' was supposed to be 'Ending'...yeah...but then, it is like - Boom! Schmoom! - or something like that or... wad... I dunno...
I Give Up...
it actually writes 'I Give Up'... ... ... ... ...
but I don't care... ...

Newsletter Issue #003

The Tsoan Times - Issue #003 - Tsoan Rates Top!
Daily Article!
  Hey peeps! Tsoan rates top!!! Yahoo!!! Yay!!! Ok uhh... maybe not. Yeah. End!
Coming Soon!
Yay! Infos are back!!!

1. Pocoloco the Pocoloco 2 - The Official Sequel!
2. TWSE - Sumthing, I guess. Ok. It's a story that's EXTREMELY terrible. :(
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! - Right... carrying on...

Idis!
Remember (again), everything is pure coincidence!

So today's is Mr Biko Weirdo Del McSpitta De La Peetee A La Craz, aka Mr BWDMSDLPALC or, Weirdo 2.

So yay! He does these following: Pee beside dustbins, Spit on benches, Riding on a bike and ramming people, Scold people with no reason, and basically just being plain weird and crazy and insane and... well, you know.

Question Of The Day!
Do you visit this blog often?

Did You Know?!
There are 10 fish swimming up there! 1's like totally invisible. I swear I'm telling the truth.

Arrr! Where Be Me' Treasure? 2

Why Do Pirates Like Treasures?
This article is a stub! You can help Wikipedia expand it! How?





Arrr! Thy will help!
We ol' jolly pirates like treasures so much,
Cuz' we love' em! Tat's why!
Arrr! And tat's the end of me' cap' n's speech!

Uhhh... Please exaggerate a bit more?

Arrr! You landlubbers are such idis!
We love' em cuz' o' their shininess! Sparkliness! Idis!
Grrr! Now shuddap or walk the plank!
Arrr! Thee hear me, ye scallywag?

Uh... Ok... I...Guess... So... Uh... Bye!...

Nom Nom Restaurant

So uh... this is a picture story!!!!! NOT. Let's begin:

There was once this restaurant, called Nom Nom Restaurant. It was owned by the same person who owned http://what-to-do-when-you're-bored.wikispaces.com/ Anyway, uhhh... it served only carrots. (Well, at least it's not raw) They were made from turtles...... So...... After you eat, you'll poop cuz of diarrhea <- I do NOT wanna hear "You spelled diarrheoa (<-Still, wadevs,) wrong!" and luckily, your seats are actually toilets. When you pooop, it goes down the choot and becomes fertilizer for a carrot tree/farm (again, dun ask me) Then they harvest it and sell it to you :)

<-Thend->

Popoloco The Popoloco

OK, before we begin, read this: a '-' means suspense, so pause for a while.
Let's begin!

Once - upon a time, there lived - a prince. His name - was Popoloco. In - his country, the term 'prince' - was known - as - Popoloco. There - fore, he was fully - known as - Popoloco - the Popo - loco.


OOOOOHHHHHH! Suspensey!!!!!! :)
So uh... who wans more chapters for Popoloco the Popoloco - A Suspence Story?

C2000 The Lame Bikinni

Erm...... why am I writin this upside down? Oops...... Anyway it is - The Lame Bikinni,C2000. It's really lame and I dOn'T rEaLlY cArE mUcH aT aLl. It all started with a 'BOOM!' or a 'Bam!' or a 'SLAP!' or whatever it started with. Let's probably pick the word 'Bam!' and the whole Hotel blew up. A 'Boom!' will be when an airplane blew up cos' of a bunch of terrorist putting a bomb in it. A 'SLAP' will be when a woman slapped all of the members of the Bikinni group of the Bikinni Producing company of the - But SOWWY tat I sPeLlEd the word 'Bikini' wrongly. And I don't really care much at all - or did I say it already? or should I say:
I DON'T CARE MUCH!! AT ALL!
Let me tell you something - The LaMe BiKkIni is supposed to be the Lame Beginning. BEGINNI-
NG.

C1000 The Blah Blah Introduction

Welcome to the Blah Blah Introduction!

First, we'll teach you how to write 'BLAH'. You write 'BLAH' with a pen, pencil or what-so-ever thing you want. (Write the word 'BLAH' here: ________)

Next, we'll teach you what letters does 'BLAH' consist of. It consists of the letters B, L, A and H. (Circle the letters that 'BLAH' consists: A B C D E F G H I K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z)

Finally, we'll tell you what does 'BLAH' mean. It means (Straight from the dictionary)
Blah - There is no blah at all, you moron nincompoop!

...Sorry... (The dictionary said that, I tell ya!) I just copied the whole thing on this book...)

P.S. If you ever get lost, stuck or what-so-ever, just look at Fishy the page-number fish. He is here:---->
Uh... where is Fishy???                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                   

Newsletter Issue #002

The Tsoan Times - Issue #002 - TSOAN Starts!
Daily Article!
  So uhhh. today's article's about... uhhh...... What to do when you're bored!!! Go here!!!: http://what-to-do-when-you-are-bored.wikispaces.com/ yays to u, cuz you're moi first follower so moi ganna giv u advert :)
But: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! is becuz no one throw tahmayti :(
Coming Soon!

1.  Popoloco the Popoloco
2. Nom Nom Restaurant
3. Arrr! Where Be Me' Treasure? 2

Idis!
  Remember! All quite similar incidents are coincidences!

So today, we talk about this guy. He is very weird. We'll call him Mr Weirdo De La Weirdo Del Weirdo A La Weirdo. For short, Mr WDLWDWALW. Or, Mr Weirdo.

He colourz skin purple, hair green. Weird, huh? Mr Weirdo is juz so weird. How well.

You Wanted It!
 So here goes.
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Done :)
Question Of The Day!
How many fish are swimming up there?
Did You Know?!
 Everyday, there's supposed to be a TSOAN post?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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TSOAN?????

As some of you faithful readers can tell (sometimes I feel dumb talking to no one - URGH! I'm still talking to no one!), this site is named TSOANYTSOANTSOAN. Well, what does it mean? Some of you smarties out there will probably say: The So Obvious Answer: New York! Well, wrong! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The correct answer is: The Story Of Almost Nothing - which from the 1st EVA!!!! coming 2 u soon, says it's not confirmed to be on this site. So, we'll tell you: It's official! TSOAN will be bringing you TSOAN everyday! (Today got  2 cuz yesterday got 0) YAY!

Posledsdfkj

Who guessed this was a story? Who guessed this was a poem? Well, you people were all wrong! Posledsdfkj is a (Drum roll, plz) ....................................................................................................................................................................................................





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Answer: Rubbish! Congratulations, you juz reached the end of Posledsdfkj!

Amanamaamanamanom

Once upon a time, there lived a prince named Amanamaamanamanom. His favourite food was foofoofofofoofofoofoff. He loved to sing a song called Songiysongyiasgnoyisnogy.
Lyrics:
Songysongyiasgnouisnogy! LALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Anyway, in his country, there was only men. Dun ask me how they reproduced.  So uh... one day he saw this thing. 'What is this?' he wondered. It was pink and frilly and looked like opague spectacles. So, he wore them. On his head.

The end! What do you think he wore?

Arrr! Where Be Me' Treasure?

Arrr! Where be me treasure?
Tell me now, thee scallywag!
Thee stinky li'l scallywag!
Arrr! So gimme my map!

Arrr! Walk the plank if thee dun obey
So obey! Now! Thee scallywag!
Thee stinky, rotten scallywag!
Arrr! Now! Do thee hear me?

Arrr! Thy's just a li'l cabin boy
So gimme my treasure map - Hop hop!
Thee giv' it t' me and thy will call thee me' matey!
Arrr! So gimme me' treasure!

Newsletter Issue #001

The Tsoan Times - Issue #001 - First Day Hurrah!
Daily Article!
  Hello people! Thank you for reading the computer issued Newsletter of the day for Tsoanytsoantsoan!!!!! The first issue!!!!!! Thank you!!!! E-cookies, anyone????
  Things aside, thank you for reading this blog uhh... thingy!!!! Pls keep coming back! Plz? I'm begging you? Dun leave?
  Now, we'll introduce the other sections! By the way, this is probably the only thing in this thingy that's sane.
Coming Soon!
  Well, this part is already posted so moving on!
Idis!
This part is made up of fake mean people. Somewhat same scenarios are pure coincidences.

  There's this rich snobby person, who for this article we'll name Snobby McSnobby De La Snobby A La Snobby Del Snobby. For short, SMSDLSALSDS. Or, Mrs. Snobby.

So umm... BAM WAM! Snobby's car hits sumone else's car. She say: Haha wadevs. Then, takes picture of poor victim, and post it on a blog. She types: 'These idis are like, so retarded' A very good guy sees it, reports abuse, calls police, and the end. Mrs. Snobby is in jail. End of Section.
You Wanted It!
This part is ummm... well you comment and say wad u wan. Then if u lucky and get selected, I'll post it! Ideas can be a story, poem or just random anythings!
Question Of The Day!
 Do you like idis? Type your answer as a comment!!!
Did You Know?!
So this part is full of did you noes. Did you noe? There is a very hard to spot fish swimming in our pool up there!

Coming 2 u soon

This things are coming to us soon! Yay!

1. Arrrr! Where be me treasure? - An ordinary poem :) DONE
2. Amanamaamanamanom - A funny one-shot :) DONE
3. The Story of Almost Nothing - Need get approved first :) :) :) - PROGRESSING! (& prob. will never end)
4. Posledsdfkj (Pronounced: Poss-O-Dis-Def-Kurj) - What is this???????? Any guesses????? DONE

By: Someone tat's NOT NoBody :)

>:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

y noone throw tahmayta? grrrrrrrr

BTW

btw, me is new nobody succesir!! yayayayay!!!!
ps me posting in secret!!!! shhhhh

Newsflash, People!

By the order of the Sanity Department of the Blogger, we have decided that this blog, tsoanytsoantsoan.blogspot.com, is too crazy for everyone's good. Therefore, we have decided to shut this blog down. Thank you.




OH NOES! Plz p-po! throw tomatoes via commenting to kill'em!! Plzzzzz noooooooooooooooooooo

A Long-Winded Tale of 3

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3+3=6
3-3=0
3!=6
3x3=9
3/3=1
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3 in fairytales, like this one, have a very extremely for some reasonish reason,reason,likely appearence in fairytales like this one. This post by NoBody's successor, NoBody.

As we have 3 posts today, we have decided to have 3 parties. So....

3bananas, 3pb&j 4 u!!!! shit eat bananana bananananan! yayayayay aldjgtqrjla!!!!!! u wanna more crazy banananana? or pppbbbjjj? (Shot) ahhhhhhhhh! (Dies)

aldjalh

aldjalh (injects poison)





Gentlemen, we are sorry to imform you, but NoBody died. Yes!!!!

Intro of a different kind

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(Pls no sewing)